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Notes: 305867 / 3 years ago from covergh0ul (originally from lamignonette)
(Source: lamignonette)
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Notes: 29 / 3 years ago from deadpunk666-deactivated20160428 (originally from paulatreidesv)
Amen.
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Notes: 12 / 3 years ago from deadpunk666-deactivated20160428 (originally from paulatreidesv)
‘’ You don’t really give a damn about human beings. ‘’
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Notes: 776747 / 3 years ago from haylaansmi (originally from monicapotterss-deactivated20141)
(Source: monicapotters)
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Notes: 468476 / 3 years ago from gingah-ninjah (originally from sandandglass)
TDS, April 8, 2015
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Notes: 686154 / 3 years ago from ankinskywalker (originally from pastabot)
today is not my birthday
reblog if your birthday is not today
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Notes: 345116 / 3 years ago from lizardvvizard (originally from incoastalstates)
(Source: incoastalstates)
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Notes: 194573 / 3 years ago from gingah-ninjah (originally from mermaididols)
i never see any positivity for people with “bad” teeth so
dear everyone with a noticeable gap in their teeth, or with big overbites or underbites, or teeth that follow no pattern at all, all yall who got teased and now can’t smile an open mouth without feeling nervous, all who couldn’t get braces for one reason or another and those who had to go through them: you’re beautiful and amazing and perfect just how you are
also shout out to ppl with discolored teeth too. not everyone can have white as fox news teeth.
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Notes: 478 / 3 years ago from bipolarsadomasochisticinsomniac (originally from )
Deadpool Appreciation Post.
bipolarsadomasochisticinsomniac:
I saw a lot of these! There was a line of like 25 dead pools starting riots, conga lines and sing alongs all over megacon. Insanity.
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Notes: 80126 / 3 years ago from bittersweetwinee (originally from the-piece-of-shit-zodiac-blog-d)
Zodiac + tired
Aries: *sighs loudly to scare people off,so they won't talk to them*Taurus: *eats pop tart,looks at everyone with rage and murder in their eyes*Gemini: THISISMY12CUPOFCOFFEe!!!! *sips coffee,passes out*Cancer: *slips sun glasses on face,leans head back,passes the fuck out*Leo: *sleeping in their bed cause they don't fucking care*Virgo: *cleans entire house to try to stay awake,passes out from the fumes*Libra: *sobs* I just wanna take a nap. *lies head down* this is a good spot.Scorpio: *thinking only of murder and coffee*Sagittarius: *talks 5 hour rant,that makes no sense to anyone but them*Capricorn: *acting normal cause their always tired*Aquarius: *mentions how tired they are every 5 minutes*Pisces: *like Capricorn acts normal since their always tired,laughs at the other signs* -
Notes: 3375 / 3 years ago from im-a-mother-fucking-bald-eagle (originally from tortaellini-deactivated20151019)
tortaellini-deactivated20151019:
Leonard Mccoy
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Notes: 340141 / 3 years ago from ankinskywalker (originally from markwatney)
what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body
think of all the superwholock fans waking up to “welcome to my twisted mind” on their bodies
“Everything is Fine”. I’m actually okay with this.
Deep fruity intensity. Yeah.
“May we meet again”. Yeah, I’m cool with that.
“Swiggity Swag” I haven’t really updated my blog in over a year, okay?
“Why hello there!” I’m not sure what to make of this…
“Nothing as it seems” I’d live
(Source: markwatney)
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Notes: 1218269 / 3 years ago from ankinskywalker (originally from jxhn-mulaney)
*cracks neck* my time has come
Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.
Basically this
This is someone who paid attention in finance class.
All the food
(Source: jxhn-mulaney)
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Notes: 4474791 / 3 years ago from ankinskywalker (originally from inthemidstofmonsters)
Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
THE NOTES.
(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)
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Notes: 178811 / 3 years ago from ankinskywalker (originally from pomeranian2)
I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY BUT EHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY OMG
what does this mean
FILET MIGNON
(Source: pomeranian2)
